i saw this girl trying to fold a shirt at a store the same way the employees do for like fifteen minutes and those are the only valid customers
I wish I could be as cruel as you, and I wish I could say the things you do but I can’t and I won’t live a lie.
a fun feature of this website that you cant get everywhere else is that you can write a thought out and specific post on a subject you know a lot about, and then someone will add “no no no you dont get it” and then say the exact same thing you did but worse and more condescending. only other place you can access that kind of experience is if youre a woman talking in real life
Life is just trying to figure out what you’re going to do with your body while you wait for it to die. (source)
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
Laughing at a fat person in a gym is like laughing at a homeless person in a job fair. (source)
also yeah the best feature tumblr has (or lacks, i guess) is the inability to see other people’s follower count. not knowing how many followers anyone has makes this site more fun it’s easier to pretend we’re all just like, hanging out in a cave together.
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