Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours
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While I was making drinks the other day, I overheard a customer trying to order our oolong tea. I quickly interrupted because the girl on register is not very observant and she was about to process the transaction without realizing our oolong tea is out of stock.
Me: I’m so sorry, but we’re currently out of stock on the oolong. Can I interest you in something with a similar flavor profile?
Customer: oh you don’t have oolong? that’s fine. give me a similar decaf teas. I’ll take the earl grey!
Me: okay…. well oolong and earl grey both contain caffeine. I can give you our decaf and herbal options though if you’d like.
Customer: i just want earl grey! give me that!
Me: ok, but I want to point out once more that it’s a black tea. it has caffeine in it.
Customer: so just… pull the caffeine out! you can make coffee drinks with or without the caffeine. Do the same with the earl grey!
People go to work and go through shit for 40 hours a week so they don’t have to be homeless and miserable 168 hours a week (source)
a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim “THIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER” with no source link, and the first comment is “HIS NAME IS _______” and the second comment is “figures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!”
and then you google it and the only results are websites called like ‘youshare.buzz’ and ‘trendcatch.ly’ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and it’s a famous haitian accordionist
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